danistotallyuncool

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

shugarskull:

*tags one post NSFW*

ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

I’m going to try this

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does this mean you guys are gonna help me with my math homework

merkiplier

hideiwa:

smileshide-scarythings:

hideiwa:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

okay i see where you’re coming from, except no one deserves to be sad. so i think this statement is rude and incorrect. doesn’t matter who it is. people dont deserve hell. everyones past has shit. you’ve probably been a bitch more than once too. doesn’t make it okay for people to wish sadness onto you. 

ok! i really like your point!!

but consider this: suck my ass

Well if you aren’t good friends I think that there are other people to get comfort from, like someone you actuallt like. I would not go to someone that makes me feel like shit, when I already feel like shit.

owlmylove
tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???


y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

holnnes
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)