dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via iquitelikeitthatway)

best-of-funny:

jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover.

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender.

Ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender.

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

(Source: theboysofwinterfell, via partofmealwaysbelieved)

lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

(Source: lalunedejuin, via holnnes)

princecharmingtobe:

convenientlyrad:

accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive

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deliverusfromsburb:

One of my friends has a little thing in her car that says ‘Don’t drive faster than your guardian angel can fly’ and she’s a Supernatural fan so I got this mental image of Castiel flapping frantically after the Winchester’s car going “Dean goddammit there’s a speed limit”

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deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

(via iquitelikeitthatway)

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

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sherlockedwithloki:

mischiefmanagedin221b:

please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first

no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”

(Source: buzzfeed, via iquitelikeitthatway)

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yaoi-sama:

We had an enthusiastic conversation about sharks on facebook and it ended up with me creating a shakr oc with some friends uvu His name is Yam and he’s a whale shark. A very wimpy shark whale that everything makes him scared and nervous uvu

yaoi-sama:

We had an enthusiastic conversation about sharks on facebook and it ended up with me creating a shakr oc with some friends uvu His name is Yam and he’s a whale shark. A very wimpy shark whale that everything makes him scared and nervous uvu

teneilllouise:

Lunch time 😋

teneilllouise:

Lunch time 😋

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